Chapter 1 (Part 1)

Chapter 1 is quite long so I will be cutting it into two parts~

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“How can there be a person as shameless as you are in this world?” The man’s eyebrows were shrouded in rage, and the torn shirt revealed teeth marks on his neck, faintly bleeding: “Even in my next life, I will never love you!”

After speaking, he got off the bed. He rolled out of the bed, and pulled the quilt around his body.

The other party wiped his hand on the bed with disgust, and added: “Because you can’t even match his toes!”

Shen Jintai was dumbfounded, what the fuck is going on.

“Not yet!”

Shen Jintai’s mind was blank, he quickly put on his pants and directly grabbed a suit jacket. As he opened the door, the man behind him angrily said: “Wait!”

As soon as he turned around, a fancy thong hit his face.

The sun outside was dazzling. He blocked the sun with his hands, feeling a little dizzy. Someone suddenly honked the horn. He quickly retreated to the side of the road and squatted down holding the tree.

This fucking-

“Ding dong! Loving you, me and him, harmony depends on everyone, your love consultant Xiao Ai is online!”

Shen Jintai frowned.

“Dear host, congratulations on your successful entry into our harmonious love system.”

What the hell?!

“It’s not a ghost, it’s a tangible welfare. It has been detected that your life value has been used up. In other words, you are dead in the real world.”

Shen Jintai: “…..”

Wasn’t it his first time to be nominated for best actor? Wasn’t he on his way to the award ceremony?!

He vaguely remembered, was there an accident?

“But you don’t have to be sad, you’re lucky to have the opportunity to be reborn. As long as you complete the task according to the requirements, you can be reborn in the new world.”

“…..what task?”

“As we all know, in response to the government’s call, various sites have started to implement the “neck plan,” that is the new rule where scenes cannot be described below the neck. This new rule has little effect on the story flow, but it will undoubtedly affect the sentimental novels. From this, we have launched a harmonious love action and urged the transformation of sentimental novels into creative careers. A harmonious society, you, me and him, and a better future depends on everyone!”

Shen Jintai said: “…..harmonious love action?”

“Yes, we are members of the harmonious love system. It is our basic principle to spread harmony and reward love. Xiao Ai is here to look after your task rewards….. Congratulations, the reward for your task completion is that you will become more and more beautiful, more and more sexy. If you can pass the mission, the highest level of reward that you can receive is that not only can you live in the new world, but there will also be a man who will love only you for a lifetime, never cheat, never change his mind. Even if you have stayed together for decades, he will still love you.”

Whoa.

Shen Jintai is a bit moved, he can do it!

It doesn’t matter if a man is not a man, it is important to become beautiful!

“Okay, then Xiao Ai will help you with your first mission.”

“You can hear what I’m saying?”

“Yes, dear, shall I give you a brief introduction of the mission?”

“Okay.”

“The novel you are in is called <Everyone Loves Bai Yueguang>.”

Wait, isn’t this the sweet and loving novel that he has read in his spare time?!

“Dear, please listen carefully, don’t interrupt Xiao Ai. According to the original plot, the hero of this novel, Yan Quichi, after falling in love with Bai Yueguang, will melt from a thousand-year-old popsicle into a fiery melt. Making the sky dark with depression while the shame of the love process bursts out….”

This is true. He took the luxury train of Yan Qiuchi and Bai Yueguang. He can only say that Yan Qiuchi, whose skin hunger and thirst is so severe that he is a shaking a little, likes to be very shameful and perverted.

“…..” Xiao Ai paused for a while, and continued: “Yan Qiuchi’s appearance undoubtedly does not conform to the new harmonious regulations, so you need to take away his official position and rescue him from his love. And suppress him, destroy him, let his sword be sharpened, fragrant plum blossoms come from the bitter cold!” [TN: This means no pain, no gain.]

Very good, this theme is in line with the main theme of socialism!

“Your first task is to take away Bai Yueguang. Your reward is: you won’t sag at the age of sixty.”

Shen Jintai: “Isn’t it to become beautiful?!”

“The ass, as we all know, is the sexiest part of the attack, and it is also the most basic tool for temptation. Authoritative votes show that it surpasses the long legs, the face, and even the indescribable parts, becoming the most attractive place for men. Therefore, it is suitable as the first level reward. Dear, do you have any questions? If not, Xiao Ai will be offline for a while.”

Shen Jintai felt that the reward was strange: “If it fails, what will be the punishment?”

“We are a caring system, only rewards without punishment.”

How come he has a bad feeling.

“If your strategy fails, it’s equivalent to the hero who competes with you winning, and he will receive the corresponding rewards.”

“What reward?”

The system suddenly made a somewhat wretched laugh like “Hee hee”: “Bullshit, guess what the other party is? Friendly reminder, the other party is a pure one.” [TN: one = gong, top]

Could it be…..

What a shameful system this is!

“If you need anything, please call Xiao Ai, Xiao Ai will be online to serve you on time, I wish you a successful completion, and please look forward to your rewards for each level, not only becoming beautiful, it is guaranteed that every reward will make you scream!”

He only heard a beep, and Xiao Ai disappeared.

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Part 2 will be coming out soon!